(Source: heytinafey, via nbaum)
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
(via nbaum)
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
- *pencil drops*
- me: could this day get any worse
(Source: verticalfood, via washing-up-the-shore)
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
(via washing-up-the-shore)
(Source: them-titties, via nbaum)
(Source: niknak79, via fuckyeahlaughters)
